All Episodes
Dark Water & Death in Heaven
Heaven is a bowling ball, everyone's dead grandpa is a killer robot, and the Doctor gets a big ol' wet kiss.
In the Forest of the Night
It's like The Happening but the opposite and Cassie does a Bjork. Look, that's what happens, I don't know what you want from me.
Flatline
Cassie and Zach discuss flat people (not like that) and what they would do if they had time travel (yes, like that).
Mummy on the Orient Express
What other monsters can we mash up with Agatha Christie? Dracula on the Nile? Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Marple? Five Little Invisible Men?!
The Caretaker
Today Cassie gets a quiz on Pokémon and in exchange she gives us a hat-based lesson in morality.
Time Heist
Somebody's hubris was really working overtime when they named this one "Time Heist" because someone is definitely feeling robbed, and it isn't the space bank with hall...
Listen
Today we present a new term for the council to consider accepting: Glass-Sharking. But the only way to find out what that means is to... Listen!
Robot of Sherwood
Robin Hood and Doctor Who walkin' through the forest, fighting like some kids and also dueling with a spoon, uh... something something Who-De-Lolly, Who-De-Lolly, goll...
Into the Dalek
Honey, we shrunk the Doctor and then stuck him up a Dalek's butt. You know, for science!
Deep Breath
It's nice when Doctor Who can go back in time to examine classic rivalries, like Scottish Spacemen fighting French Robots or Dinosaurs fighting fire.
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Today we take a very strange detour to discuss cinematic parallels, a sitcom about bear-men, and a rat the size of a bicycle. The question is... could this be Cassie's...
The Time of the Doctor
So the Doctor comes into Christmas Town and positions himself as its figurehead and gives the children gifts. How many more steps until Tim Burton gets to sue? Either ...
An Adventure in Space and Time
Who would've thought mixing Walder Frey, Logan Roy, and the JFK assassination would make something so sweet and sincere?
The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot
Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours if you can count! Unfortunately the Doctors cannot, as this is definitely not Five or even Five(ish).
The Day of the Doctor
Getting to the 50th anniversary now feels delusional. The calculations alone would take dozens of episodes! Dozens and dozens, but don't worry... we started about 2 ye...
The Night of the Doctor
'Twas the Night of the Doctor, and all through the pod, not a Cassie suspected that Zach was a fraud. He told her a fib just a few episodes past, but luckily she likes...
Scream of the Shalka
They're tiny, they're tooney, they're non-canon Doctor Who-y. They're a series of flash animations where The Doctor has to sing the heads off some lava iguanas and the...