All Episodes
Pyramids of Mars
It's time to talk about ancient aliens, deadly hugs, and just how big fire should be.
Last Christmas
Last Christmas, I had a bad dream: there was a crab on my face, and it made me scream. This year, Santa is here, and he brought a parade of slinkies?
Dark Water & Death in Heaven
Heaven is a bowling ball, everyone's dead grandpa is a killer robot, and the Doctor gets a big ol' wet kiss.
In the Forest of the Night
It's like The Happening but the opposite and Cassie does a Bjork. Look, that's what happens, I don't know what you want from me.
Flatline
Cassie and Zach discuss flat people (not like that) and what they would do if they had time travel (yes, like that).
Mummy on the Orient Express
What other monsters can we mash up with Agatha Christie? Dracula on the Nile? Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Marple? Five Little Invisible Men?!
The Caretaker
Today Cassie gets a quiz on Pokémon and in exchange she gives us a hat-based lesson in morality.
Time Heist
Somebody's hubris was really working overtime when they named this one "Time Heist" because someone is definitely feeling robbed, and it isn't the space bank with hall...
Listen
Today we present a new term for the council to consider accepting: Glass-Sharking. But the only way to find out what that means is to... Listen!
Robot of Sherwood
Robin Hood and Doctor Who walkin' through the forest, fighting like some kids and also dueling with a spoon, uh... something something Who-De-Lolly, Who-De-Lolly, goll...
Into the Dalek
Honey, we shrunk the Doctor and then stuck him up a Dalek's butt. You know, for science!
Deep Breath
It's nice when Doctor Who can go back in time to examine classic rivalries, like Scottish Spacemen fighting French Robots or Dinosaurs fighting fire.
Criss Angel: Mindfreak
It's that special time of year when Cassie gets to take us on a trip down her memory lane. Full of math magic, excessive jacuzzi time, and we learn there's only one th...
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Today we take a very strange detour to discuss cinematic parallels, a sitcom about bear-men, and a rat the size of a bicycle. The question is... could this be Cassie's...
The Time of the Doctor
So the Doctor comes into Christmas Town and positions himself as its figurehead and gives the children gifts. How many more steps until Tim Burton gets to sue? Either ...
An Adventure in Space and Time
Who would've thought mixing Walder Frey, Logan Roy, and the JFK assassination would make something so sweet and sincere?
The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot
Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours if you can count! Unfortunately the Doctors cannot, as this is definitely not Five or even Five(ish).