All Episodes
Vincent and the Doctor
Who is cutting onions while we're trying to do a podcast?! We're just trying to watch a show about a sad painter and a giant chicken monster thing, and someone's put T...
The Hungry Earth & Cold Blood
Let's roll back the rock to the dawn of time and try to stop people from being sucked into the Earth! Unless you're a scalie, then you might be into that.
Amy's Choice (w/ Jesse McAnally!)
Oh yes it's Amy's Choice, and the feeling's noice. Oh yes, it's Amy's Choice, oh what a choice! It's also our first episode with a guest host, Jesse McAnally of The Ch...
The Vampires of Venice
You would think vampires would know better than to go to the country that puts garlic in EVERYTHING, but not these damp children of the night!
The Time of Angels & Flesh and Stone
It's time to raid a tomb with a beautiful British woman and a couple of guns! But there's no T-Rex here, just an army of creepy angels coming to snap your neck!
Victory of the Daleks
It's our 1 year anniversary, and that can only mean one thing: GO GO, POWER DALEKS!
The Beast Below
Sorry, Billy, you failed your math test, and that means you have to be whale food. We don't make the rules, those are made by the scary fortune teller robots we put ev...
The Eleventh Hour
It's the dawn of a new era in Doctor Who, with a new showrunner, a new cast, and more, uh... mature(?) sensibilities! Cassie still doesn't know a lot about Doctor Who,...
The End of Time
It's our 50th episode! Time to see the finale of David Tennant, the return of the Master, and maybe even learn the origins of the Boss Baby?
The Waters of Mars
A funny robot, the first mars colony, and some shockingly clean carrots! Certainly there won't be any parasites in the water that make you shoot water from your hands!...
Planet of the Dead
It's Easter in September, and that means Jesus is a zombie?! Or maybe the Doctor is just being chased down by flying horseshoe crabs. It's Planet of the Dead!
The Next Doctor
Why do the Cybermen keep trying to make fetch happen? And is the Cyber Controller's brain so big because it's so full of secrets? Only one way to find out!
The Stolen Earth and Journey's End
Today we learn the story of Dave the astronaut, how bees travel through space, and we find out if the Dalek Supreme comes with guac and sour cream. It's the finale of ...
Turn Left
Some of the most important moments in life are just simple decisions. Do you turn left or turn right? Do you buy a ukulele? Do I hum a little tune from Legally Blonde:...
Midnight
Taking a big space truck with a bunch of strangers across a diamond planet called Midnight, What could possibly go wrong? Well, that would be the ME. Beware the ME... ...
Silence in the Library & Forest of the Dead
Hey, who turned out the lights?! It's time to talk about one of Zach's favorite stories, complete with the introduction of River Song and the shadows that melt the flesh!
The Doctor's Daughter
Kangaroo Jack, cowgirl cookies, and Ginger Minj. Oh, the things we will talk about when an episode just isn't very good. It's the Doctor's Daughter! #LetFishWearHats
The Sontaran Stratagem & The Poison Sky
On today's episode, we learn the hallmark of a good joke, that Doctor Who really likes bad moms, and that Zach will beat any vocal affect into the ground if he thinks ...
Planet of the Ood
Claw machines, Lava Lamp Air Conditioners, and tonsil stones. This episode goes some weird places, man. It's Planet of the Ood!
The Fires of Pompeii
Grab your togas and huff your volcanic ash, because we're off to Pompeii, and it's Volcano Day! It's the Fires of Pompeii!
Partners in Crime
It's time for the world's most horrifying game of chubby bunny, where YOU are the marshmellows! The return of Donna Noble and the drummiest Doctor Who theme yet in Par...
Voyage of the Damned
It's Christmas in July as we hop aboard the Titanic (not that one)! And the Doctor faces the threat of killer angels (not those ones) alongside his blonde, pop star co...
Dreamland - Part 1 (Mini-Sode)
Zach's had a long week, so while the next episode continues to cook, we decide to watch an episode of Doctor Who as envisioned by a Sega Dreamcast.
The Curse of Fatal Death (Mini-Sode)
You're probably wondering why this wasn't the episode you were expecting, well... I'll explain later.
Utopia/The Sound of Drums/Last of the Time Lords
We hear everyone's talking about a Russell T. Davies finale featuring an out-of-nowhere appearance from a Classic villain, a threat to all life in the universe, and a ...
Blink
Today we look at arguably the most famous episode of Doctor Who, which means Cassie finally meets the Weeping Angels! So be sure you watch every second of this audio-o...
Human Nature/The Family of Blood
Today we take a good hard SNIFF at one of the most iconic episodes of modern Who. We meet the real John Smith, debate what makes a person a person, and bingle-bongle, ...