All Episodes
The Snowmen
It's Christmas in July, everybody! That magical time when children get all snug in their beds before running for their lives from their evil ice nanny!
Earthshock
What killed the dinosaurs?! Turns out it was a teenager's corpse! Is that more or less dramatic than the Ice Age?
The Angels Take Manhattan/P.S.
NEW YORK CITY??!? That's right, the city of apples! The big place that's always awake! And now it's swarming with hungry time angels. Hey, it can't be any worse than t...
The Power of Three
Three is a magic number. Too bad this is the fourth episode of series 7. Like can these fools really not COUNT?! Support us on Patreon to get episodes a week early and...
A Town Called Mercy
This podcast ain't big enough for the two of us... it's big enough for three of us! Cassie brings in a special guest for this episode where the Doctor faces off agains...
Dinosaurs on a Spaceship
Step right up folks and get exactly what it says on the tin, we've got Dinosaurs! We've got a spaceship! We've got on a! What more could ask for?! Subscribe to us on P...
Asylum of the Daleks
Are you telling me these genocidal alien squids with suction cups hands might be a little not all right in the head? I don't buy it. Subscribe to us on Patreon to get ...
The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe
The Doctor once claimed to be Santa, so does that mean he's going to give a child a sword this Christmas? Only one way to find out! Subscribe to us on Patreon to get e...
The Wedding of River Song
Hey, uh, is every wedding the Doctor goes to going to be attached to the end of the universe? Just saying, this seems like an omen. Subscribe to us on Patreon to get e...
Closing Time
It's time for the return of everyone's 7th or 8th favorite cat in the movie Cats, James Corden, only this time he faces off against his greatest nemesis: a baby.
The God Complex (ft. Tricksterbelle!)
Holy hosting, Batman, it's a guest episode! And it's full of bull! Well, half-bull, technically... This is one of our smarter episodes, I promise. Subscribe to us on P...
The Girl Who Waited
Hey, we've made it to 75 episodes! High five! Oh, no, that makes the robot nurses shut down. Whoops!
Night Terrors
I can't help but feel misled. I was explicitly told the terror that flaps in the night was Darkwing Duck, but all I get are creepy dolls and a psychic child?!
Let's Kill Hitler
It's time to learn the past of River Song, meet a shapeshifting robot, and maybe shove a few fascists in a linen closet along the way!
Land of the Lost
"Everything else is a town made of hats." - Cassie. It makes sense in context. Sort of.
The Greatest Show in the Galaxy
It's our last trip back to the Classic Series for now as we meet clowns, were-goths, and three doofy statues with muppet hands while Sylvester McCoy does sick tricks! ...
Terror of the Vervoids
It's Invasion of the sex toy--I mean Plant People! Will Cassie's fondness for the Sixth Doctor's coat survive or will it be... murdered?! Subscribe to us on Patreon to...
Tomb of the Cybermen
Since when has anything ever gone wrong by digging around a tomb full of monsters? That would just be madness. MADNESS, I TELL YOU! Subscribe to us on Patreon to get e...